Jack: I want back all the jewelry I ever bought you. Bianca: Fine. Jack: I want the art supplies I gave you on your fortieth birthday and any subsequent art projects you made with them. Bianca: Fine. Jack: I want all of our love letters. Bianca: [laughing] Fine. Jack: I want all of your parents' love letters. Bianca: Fine. Jack: I want full stake in the Arby's franchise we bought outside of Telluride. Bianca: Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar.
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Last night, I heard another gem..
jack-"Lemon, never let a hippie take you to a second location."
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Liz: I'm pretty much whatever Oprah tells me.
Liz yelling,"Dang!" is always good.
"If it's getting people to eat more meat, I'm on board. Everyone knows animal blood keeps the spine straight.." Dr. Spacemen
"Mr. Hornberger, this is shocking!"
But I will always love,
"Imagine CHristmas wishes- shooting out of your eyes. A Candy cake full of snow dreams, a stocking full of smi-i-i-les...."
Gosh, I am such a dork.
Jack: I want back all the jewelry I ever bought you.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want the art supplies I gave you on your fortieth birthday and any subsequent art projects you made with them.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want all of our love letters.
Bianca: [laughing] Fine.
Jack: I want all of your parents' love letters.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want full stake in the Arby's franchise we bought outside of Telluride.
Bianca: Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar.
jack-"Lemon, never let a hippie take you to a second location."