T-Shirt watch

English language t-shirts are always curious here. Here are some I've seen recently.

Flash Memory. This is just a "huh?"

I (HEART) Backseats. I've even seen a grandmother wearing this shirt.

I'm his B**** This one I actually saw on a 10-year-old-ish boy at the park

John Calvin Someone from my Chinese Church was wearing this one. It was supposed to look something like a Calvin Klein logo, but it said John Calvin