I'm multi-lingual

The other night we were eating dinner at a resturant. Myles' juice was served with a long bendy straw. He asked me why he got a long straw.
I answered him, and, to amuse myself, in a heavily affected Long Island accent, "I don't know why you have a long straw." Long straw came out very Long Island-y, lwongh strwaw.
He looked at me and asked, "Were you just speaking French?"

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Anonymous said…
Myles: What language are you speaking, Mommy?
Mommy: Can't you tell by this outrageous accent?! I'm FRENCH!!
Myles: Then what are you doing in China?
Mommy: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!

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