Jeromy Burnitz is (still) a Pirate

I'm listening to the game right now in the 9th inning and the Pirates and they are winning 6-1 in the 9th inning. In the 8th inning Burnitz hit his second homerun of the game, each one in opposite fields. I think The Boy will be proven right (unfortunately); this guy will be wearing Pinstrips by August 1.
Via Danielle, this link to an article by someone who has actually written a book about Catholicism and sports. Why don't I have this yet?
Ooh. The Pirates have won. "And there was nooooo doubt about it," announces Lanny. Ian Snell notches another win. I wonder who he will be playing for next month.