And the best part is...it isn't a lie!

Yesterday I received a phone call from some fast-talking woman with an oddly perky name like Mamie or Betsy. She reviewed for me the details of some soon-to-expire spectacular offer for some unrealistically splendiferous weekend getaway package in Virginia Beach. I was pre-selected, you know, so, "Ms. Ambrose, istheanyreareasonwhyyouhaven'ttakenadvantageofourofferyet?"
"Because I'm leaving the country," I said with all the certainty and confidence of the truth.