Confession

I would like to say the reason I stopped contributing to my alma mater was because they staged the Vagina Monologues. If I told them the truth, that it is more because they started to admit substandard men who are just there as an alternative to a junior college so they can build a transcript so they can transfer to an NCAA college and play b-ball, well, I would sound like a Red Stockings Bra-Burner.