My mother, so funny

I got a Christmas card from my parents today. It was very cute with a Snowman on it and some message inside about the Spirit of the Holiday and Peace in the New Year. And then in her handwriting, "Our nod to secular humanism. Love, Papa and Bubba."
Now, of course, I need to find the most outrageously and obnoxiously religious (but totally non-Catholic) card possible and send it to her, making note of understanding the true meaning of Christmas. Something along these lines, maybe, because it is so terribly cute. Or a Thomas Kincade card. Or this one, which to me the last line should really read, "Damn, it's cold."
And RheaDogg, if any of these are cards you already sent out, I am sorry :-).