The good news about the whole Britney Spears having a baby thing

CNN did NOT think it warranted a Breaking News email alert, unlike the recent death of Gilligan. You know, hurricane, devestatation, some suicide bombers in Iraq, Bob Denver dies. All very important news items that I need to know NOW.
But as I did ask Puritas Corbin, who knew that Gilligan was on Pat Robertson's hit list?