I just got my invitation to my 15 year High School Reunion
Am I supposed to panic about this?
Ummmm, my plan was thta if I didn't get to a human weight by April that I would have to get pregnant so I could say, I'm not fat...I'm pregnant. Well, i won't be able to use the pregnant defense, so I will just be fat. And oddly, this isn't bothering me. It probably will once I have to buy a new dress for this thing, but for now, I really don't care.
I have to say what my occupation is. Okay, what should I say? Retired? Mommy?
Special interests. That's all it says. Special interests. How about finding any Christological content in the novels of Henry Miller? Blogging? Little Bear on Noggin?
Children--How many should I volunteer? One son, 4 step-children, one step-grandson---Is there a doorprize for this?
Ummmm, my plan was thta if I didn't get to a human weight by April that I would have to get pregnant so I could say, I'm not fat...I'm pregnant. Well, i won't be able to use the pregnant defense, so I will just be fat. And oddly, this isn't bothering me. It probably will once I have to buy a new dress for this thing, but for now, I really don't care.
I have to say what my occupation is. Okay, what should I say? Retired? Mommy?
Special interests. That's all it says. Special interests. How about finding any Christological content in the novels of Henry Miller? Blogging? Little Bear on Noggin?
Children--How many should I volunteer? One son, 4 step-children, one step-grandson---Is there a doorprize for this?
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