Requisite Oscar blog entry
I just have to do one. Blogspot will kick me out if I don't. Some questions:
Are Mike Myers and Anthony LaPaglia going to the same plastic surgeon? It's like they picked the same template out of the Big Book of Face Lifts.
Why oh why oh why Beyonce?
Or if you like Beyonce, why not Beyonce on every musical number?
Why Antonio Banderas? The real dude is sitting right there!
Who was Oprah giving the Black Power salute to during Jamie Foxx's acceptance speech? All I saw behind her was a see of white?
When did Sean Penn lose the sense of humor I heard he found last year? The joke wasn't even about him.
Hilary Swank has won two Oscars playing herself--someone from the trailer park with a dream. Is that really acting?
Are Mike Myers and Anthony LaPaglia going to the same plastic surgeon? It's like they picked the same template out of the Big Book of Face Lifts.
Why oh why oh why Beyonce?
Or if you like Beyonce, why not Beyonce on every musical number?
Why Antonio Banderas? The real dude is sitting right there!
Who was Oprah giving the Black Power salute to during Jamie Foxx's acceptance speech? All I saw behind her was a see of white?
When did Sean Penn lose the sense of humor I heard he found last year? The joke wasn't even about him.
Hilary Swank has won two Oscars playing herself--someone from the trailer park with a dream. Is that really acting?
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