Potential Pittsburgh Pirates Promotions

It's that time of year for Megan and her coworkers. They have to brainstorm promotional events, and then sell a massive amount of tickets to the targeted group. Like Boy Scout Day.
Here are some we think would be good draws. Of course, like so many other things, Ambrose humor is only funny after 1 am.

1. st. joseph's-lucinda quilters' day-throw out the first stitch
2. harley riders' day-throw out the first bitch
3. computer nerds' day-throw out the first glitch
4. amish day-throw out the first hitch
5. tchotchke day-throw out the first kitsch
6. schizo day-played on a doubleheader day

Comments

LC said…
I like the Amish one! And it made me think of this frightening Amish-related site. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page for my favorite item.
Jen Ambrose said…
Thanks to the miracle of reality television, Rumspringa is now believed to be an Amish Girls Gone Wild